The first couple of weeks of a New Year can be difficult, especially after an excess of indulgence. To help get us up to speed we’ve spent much of this week brainstorming features based upon feedback received from our TPI’s.
This constant level of brainstorming has led us to consider some pretty interesting topics. Such as, wouldn’t it be great if Alan Partridge was an energy broker. To be honest, based on his uncharismatic awkwardness, he would be the perfect addition to the UtilityClick Senior Management Team!
As it’s the first one of the year – we’ve taken a light-hearted look at the top 5 quotes Partridge would say if he worked as an Energy Broker:
1. “Do you know what this tender says to me? Aqua, which is French for water. It’s like being inside an enormous Fox’s glacier mint.“
2. “Pray silence please for the Electricity Light House Orchestra.“
3.Alan: “Can you smell my breath?“
Lynn: “It smells a bit like gas.“
Alan: “You know what that is, don’t you?“
Alan: “It’s those scotch eggs we had at the petrol station last night. What time was that?“
Lynn: “About quarter to 11.“
Alan: “Yeah, it’s going to be in the system till’ about four.“
Lynn: “Right, I’ll buy a packet of mints.“
4. “Read the small print on your cone-tract!“
5. “Your fog lamps are on, there’s no fog.“
If you would like a demo of our system to see why even Alan Partridge would be a platform subscriber – please feel free to give us a shout, we’d be happy to show you around.